July 14th, 2008

The 10 Commandments of WoW

Filed under MMO

On a purely silly standpoint, and for more lack of ideas on what to blog, I came up with my 10 Commandments of WoW.

1 – Thou shalt have no other runs before the one promised (nothing sucks like getting a run finally set up and the ‘insert necessary job class here’ decides to bail because his/her ‘friend’ has a better run ready)

2 – Thou shalt not pretend to be raid leader to spout off strategies when one is already spoken of and agreed to (nothing worse than getting confused about the five different so-called leaders and the eight different ways they say to kill the boss leading to three more wipes because no one knows which strategy they’re supposed to be running)

3 – Thou shalt not take the trade chat in vain (It’s called ‘trade chat’, not alternative-to-general chat)

4 – Remember thy dailies (thy pockets shall not runneth empty if you do at least two or three a day)

5 – Honor thy guildmates and friends (especially if they helped power level your lazy butt, farmed mats to help you rank up your profession, or lent you gold to get your epic flyer)

6 – Thou shalt not gank less than ten levels (unless they started it first)

7 – Thou shalt not commit asshattery/drama (no one needs to hear it)

8 – Thou shalt not ninja raid items (even if you think the roll winner doesn’t deserve them… unless the item isn’t for their current spec and they only claim they’re changing specs after the raid; you’re allowed to at least argue)

9 – Thou shalt not bear false witness about PvP honor/boss kills (they’ll find out about your newb/noobness sooner or later)

10 – Thou shalt not covet epics in the guild bank for thine alts you barely play (you do not need it for your lvl 5 rogue, no matter how much you say you’ll level it after you get your epic flyer)


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